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If you read the Sunday Star papers, you will find a section dedicated to deciphering complicated LOVE relationships matters by the famous LOVE expert Thelma. I must admit that some of the stories posted there were enlightening and enriching my sentiments in Relationship then.

On the other hand, I also got to know from the June’s RD that substantial women in Asia are dissatisfied with their LOVE lives! And the survey was actually carried out by the famous blue pill maker. Yes, you got me right, I am talking about Viagra which has been proven in enhancing the LOVE lives of many miserable men in last 10 years since its debut in the market. From this success story, some innovative ladies have thought of new drugs to treat other relationships blunders which they think need to be force-fed to the MEN!

1. Anniversia: Triggers memories of birthdays and wedding anniversaries while simultaneously loosening spending inhibitions for next 24 hours so that the ladies can have a satisfactory day at shopping malls.

2. Verbiloose: One spoonful of this before the dinner will make a man willing to talk about his feelings for 30 minutes.

3. Slendavis: Widens and flattens the male cornea,making wives appear slim and willowy.

4. Gotchas: One spoonful of this will make the men know what are in their wives’ thoughts even before they speak up.

5. Storophobex: A spoonful a day for 2 weeks will make men eager and willing to go shopping with their wives or girlfriends and wait patiently in stores-even boutiques or lingerie shops- for an astonishing 4 hours.

Looking at these Think out of the BOX ideas, I do have the proposals on the drugs for the women:

1.Tirelynol: Prevents tiredness and headaches at bedtime.

2. Moodifix: Triples the length of time a woman stays in one mood before changing to another,that is, from about 2 hours to 6 hours,if possible.

Solution to this is Moodifix!!

3. Irrationalicet: Helps women maintain a logical argument without drifting off into side issues, such as, ” I dont wanna talk about it now!”

4. Pricetagia: Alleviates female blindness to pricetags.

5. Slatewypia: A dose of this prevents women from remembering anything their male partners said or did more than a year ago.

Women should learn how to practise this!

6. Naggicease:  Disables the vocal cords after 1 hour of non-stop talking or….. nagging.

If  Tongkat Ali can be replaced by the blue pill, I strongly believe that Thelma is replaceable with the  new drugs suggested above. Do we have to go this far? Apparently Yes,judging at so many cases of unhappy LOVE lives around us……