Dec
22
CATHOLIC COFFEE session!!
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee..
The first Catholic man tells his friends, “My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.”
The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.”
A bishop
The third Catholic gent says, “My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says ‘Your Eminence’.”
These are the Cardinals
The fourth Catholic man then says, “My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Holiness’.”
The present Pope- Benedict XVI
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, “Well….?”
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She proudly replies, “I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24″ waist and 34″ hips. When she walks into a room, people say, “Oh My God.”
Oh my GOD!!
Talkkok wishes everybody a Merry Christmas & A Happy New YEar 2010!!!!!!!!!!
The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.”
She proudly replies, “I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24″ waist and 34″ hips. When she walks into a room, people say, “Oh My God.”
